September 21, 2005

Spinning Girl, I've got you beat!

I couldn't resist finding out who my own "Daddy" is. I certainly prefer Mr. Depp to Mr. Stewart. Though I find myself torn between the prospect of just a cool dad, and losing my chance at a respectable fling... Tell me Spinning Girl, what should I do?

Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp

What You Call Him: Old Man

Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings

12 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

I am so retaking that quiz.

Spinning Girl said...

Oh, and here's one more

Calzone said...

I'll be your Mommy, if thats cool. Baby's been bad.

Monkey said...

I'm with Spinning Girl. How the hell did you get Johhny Freaking Depp, and I got Ozzy Ozbourne??

I throw feces in your general direction. (Do not anger the jealous primate.)

Jesse said...

Oh I don't know. I've known some semi respectable people to have a little crush on patrick stewart...

Jesse said...

Incidentally, if I were to take the quiz using my dad's first name, my daddy would also be Patrick Stewart.

Guess that blows the semi respectable theory out of the water. Sorry MT.

Though if I were to use the name by which the people know him, my Daddy would be Darth Vader.

Spinning Girl said...

I've thought about your dilemma all day, and I have realized there's no dilemma at all! You already have a father, so JD isn't your DAD. He's your big bad DADDY. Find the definition here that best suits your needs, and act accordingly.

Sleep Goblin said...

Jesse, I have nothing against Mr. Stewart. MT is welcome to him with my blessings. It doesn't change the fact that I'd rather do Johnny Depp any day of the week.

SpG, you're right. I mean, I probably would call him Old Man, because he is older than me, and I'd get some enjoyment out of that. I tease DS all the time, and he's only two years older.

Monkey, I'm terribly sorry. You can come to my house for sleep overs anytime you want.

And Calzone! How many ways do you need for us to hook up? I already told you to come over once!

cg-c said...

Ohhhhh....I'm sooooo jealous. I got Mike Tyson. WTF. I certainly wouldn't mide getting those "good spankings" from Mr. JD, however.

YUMMMMMMMMMY. *wipes slobber*

cg-c said...

Oy, got so caught up in imagining the spanking that I misspelled: "mide" is supposed to be "mind".

*Monica said...

Depp giving good spankings!!! *faint*

must take quiz now.

*Monica said...

Well fuck me, I got Dennis Rodman.