Birthday Dance
It's my birthday! Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh! (This is where you pretend to sing along with this song that my old boss at KYTC would sing whenever it was someone's birthday. What? You don't know it? You'd better fake it then!)
I am now 24. I was going to post DS's favorite picture of me at three, but my scanner does not seem to be properly installed, so check back later for an update.
Also, I seem to have a lot of new readers lately! So welcome! I kick you!
24 comments:
Happy Birthday Sweetie! You know, your making me feel old, lol.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Biiiiirthday Dear Sleep Goblin, Happy Birthday to you. And many feces...
Since your having scanner problems,I posted some pics of you on my blog.
Wow! Everyone, go to my dad's blog (uph_man) and check me out! I was the most awesomest 3 year old ever :) I didn't even remember that way cool care bear cake.
Hey hey hey
Have a great day!
Your dad is uph_man?? Oh Lord! Now I'm trying to remember all the disgusting things I've said on here. And Calzone! Wait until I tell him. I hope he blushes. That would be very unusual, but I hope he feels some shame.
:::Scrolling nervously back to see what evil feces I have left here.:::
Woops, I'm sorry... I assumed you were a guy for a while. MY BAD! You can still be jealous of me sexing it up with Spinning Girl, though. That'd be hot.
::tries to not make eye contact with uph_man::
In my family, everybody sings a seperate song. Here's my Birthday Tribute to you!
(sung by the 1984 Minnesota Vikings)
Think happy today!
Why think about yesterday?
You'll be better off next year than you are now!
Let Twin Cities Federal show you how!
Hmmmmmmmm!
Happy Birthday Ms. Goblin!!!
As they say in Estonia:
Situ ruttu, karu tuleb!
This is an ancient birthday greeting and the secret meaning can only be revealed to you by another Estonian.
Ballons Galore!
SG
ps BOBI, keep your naughty antics on Poopypants and 11.5, where they belong!
::looks panicked::
Awww, baby, my sweet boogaloo poop-muffin...! How could I ever betray you? Sleep Goblin doesn't mean anything to me!
::nervous pause::
I should probably shut up now.
::whisper:: Happy Berfday!
Intrigue and Scandal! How delicious. How devine.
:::stares at imac screen waiting for more:::
Wait a minute..b.o.b.i's a girl right?? Oh man am I embarrassed, dude forget that invitation to my house to play wolf and piggy that I sent you. Happy Birthday sleep.
Don't let me deter you from making your normal posts, I'm not the "typical Dad". Laughing, The "protective reigns" belong to DS now, I'll be there for backup.
That guys seems like a narc. Everyone play along...be cool.
Holy Crap! I go to work for eight hours, and you guys go nuts!! Nuts I tell you!
Though for real, my dad is cool. He's probably said worse things in front of me than any of you guys ever will. He's not uptight by any stretch of the imagination.
However, I must warn you Calzone.. DS is getting anxious about you coming over. We have to be more sly about our proceedings!
BOBI.. not sure anyone has called me a guy before. I've been "one of the guys" from time to time. But certainly not a guy. But as my dad's pics prove, I am most definitely a girl.
SpG - Babelfish doesn't translate Estonian.. any idea where I can find another speaker?
Thanks for all the awesome birthday wishes! This has truly been one of my best birthdays ever :)
Oh and one more thing.. I mean everything to everyone!!! So there!
Be as discreet as you want...if I come home one day to see a small, stuffed dragon jumping out of the window of my apartment, I'm chasing you down with a machete in hand. They don't call me the Dragonslayer for nothing.
Dude man,
I swear she told me she was single. I met her in an internet chat room, she was trollin for dragons. You don't have to worry bout me man, I'm totally couth with relationships and shit.
Oh yeah this has nothing to do with either one of you its for someone else that reads your blog, my flight gets in at 1015
Calzone!!
*thwap*
late arrival but happy happy birthday!
i get kicked.
yak out
The Estonians are slowly infiltrating the world. You'll find one.
and psssst; I'm a boy!
not really.
and I'll just translate it for you.
"Shit quickly, a bear is coming".
Ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Us Northern People have strange senses of humor.
Calzone - I'll be there to pick you up. I know a nice, quiet place out in the country where noone will hear you scr...errr..uhh...where we can go get a beer.
Spinning Girl... you scared me! I like the Estonian proverb though. Very useful indeed.
Dragon Slayer dude, this isn't nintendo man. I'm a freakin dragon bro.. there's not a squirrel in our town that doesn't check their shit at the door when I roll up
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! And thanks for the nice, swift kick!
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