February 22, 2006

I don't eat food.

I'm having company tomorrow for the first time really since my birthday. It's just one friend coming to craft with me (which I'm very excited about!). However, my housekeeping skills have really slackened off since DS left. So I've spent the evening cleaning.

The urge struck me to tackle the fridge, which really is abandoned now that DS is gone. I went through and got rid of everything that had expired. Now, I've known for some time that I'm not the best person in the kitchen. What was left after the purge pretty much confirms it.

I don't eat food.

As you can see in this picture, the only "food" I eat includes spaghetti, apple sauce, and yogurt. I'm always stocked on good things to drink though. I love having a choice in the beverage department.

As an example of the influence DS brings to the kitchen, I threw away old mushrooms, pickles, oranges, grapefruit, carrots, salad mix, garlic cloves, an onion, and some other things I didn't recognize.

At this point, even the fridge is calling for a return.

9 comments:

Monica said...

Come Back, DS!

poor Sleep, real food with return to your life one day.

Dragonslayer said...

There are rumors that SG actually knows how to cook...

kimberlina said...

omg - i love that you have "for real clean" on your board. i write stuff like that on my mirrors with my super old makeup sticks.

also... wine! i see wine!

Moral Turpitude said...

There's my cheese!

Bee said...

OMG...'For Real Clean'!!!!

I love you!

Rrramone said...

That is a riot!!

Anonymous said...

Hey you don't got MILK!!!! What are you gonna put in your ice cream? Also thought i would tell you your blog is AWESOME and i would do one if mine could be as cool as yours!! You are a ROCK STAR :)

B.O.B.I. said...

Ohhh! "DS COME BAK"...

That's heart-rending. Had I magnets, I might write something similar...

As for the food situation, I can relate.
Spaghetti, tuna-fish, and cheese. Also carrots and dip. That's about it.

But my GOD, woman, you drink the Dew? Surely, thour't touched with madness, for that must be the foulest drink I've ever had the misfortune of sipping.

Now get back to for-real cleaning. I'ma visit your ass when I get back from South Carolina and I don't plop my ass in no mess!

Ok, that's a lie. You could live in a hovel and I'd still visit you.

Mainly because my room is a hovel.

I'll stop now.

Spinning Girl said...

I love this.
Wow, your fridge really is quite empty of good foodies.