December 19, 2005

6 Days until Christmas

Last night I had a dream that I was in a makeshift hospital, and very sick. Dr. House was my doctor. In his typical fashion, he was avoiding making his rounds. But one day, I had a very large fever, and he came running. And I knew. Dr. House was in love with me. I was the only person he helped all day. It was the awesomest dream ever.

Then I woke up choking...

After that, I went back to sleep, because only crazies get up at 7:30 am when they don't have to. What followed was a very weird dream, but at least it involved my boyfriend this time. We were in some kind of weird world that my head had dreamed up, full of large red rock outcroppings. We had just ordered some kids about 6 dolls, only to leave the "house" to find there was some post-apocolyptic war going on over whether or not people should have dolls. We hiked a long way, meeting some interesting people. Apparently, they were also fighting over whether we should keep around poetry by people like Emerson. Eventually, we came to this store, like a convenience/eatery place, except not so much fast food. We're still talking post-apocolypse here. It was built in to one of these reddish rock outcroppings, and we decided to climb it, along with another couple that my brain manifested at this point. We did some assisted climbing, but not with normal gear like ice picks. No, I had a large tape dispenser. I climbed with ease, and DS fell in love with me a little more. He had never been more proud.

So that was my morning. Merry Christmas!

7 comments:

kyrko said...

Hospital? Choking? Post-apocalyptic? You sound stressed...maybe it was Prez on the tube last night that gave you bad dreams...I'd have been more interested if he'd been eating bananas and hopping up and down on top of his big useless desk...but that's just me

kimberlina said...

hahaha! large tape dispensers are always to the rescue! lots of gift-wrapping lately?

Calzone said...

He probably wouldn't have fallen for you more if he knew you wanted to screw Dr. House.

Sleep Goblin said...

Calzone: He claims he would have. Besides, House is on my "list", so it wouldn't count. And seeing as how I have three people to his who knows how many, I'm still better.

Kimberlina: I think it was more like work. It was one of those big packing tape dispensers...

Kryko: That might have been true if I'd turned on my tv in the last 3 weeks. But since I had no idea, you'll have to come up with another reason.

B.O.B.I. said...

Who's Dr. House? Does DS know you want to do me terribly, madly, and deeply because I typed up some Mandarin and Japanese?

As for tape dispensers, never underestimate them. They can accomplish wonders.

By the way, I would so do the unattached you. Thanks for the thought!
*wink!*

Monkey said...

Dr. House. *moony sigh*

I love the curmudgeon. Congrats on the great climb.

Monica said...

This dream made my night.