March 22, 2006

Absence

Let me apologize for my recent absence. I have been doing wedding crap. I hate wedding crap...

You see, people keep telling me, "October is too soon to have a wedding. You have to book your venue a year in advance." To which I replied, "Whatever! I'm not waiting that long!!"

However, my "venues" are telling me the same thing. Since when is 7 months in advance too late??? I hate you America. And you too, venues that are already booked for October. And also you too, Seelbach Hilton for costing way too much and being oh so cool.

So here' s page out of MT's blogging book (okay, maybe only the MSPaint part.)

F U wedding world!!

Note the balls of stress and anger, and the flames coming out of my eyes.

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Bonus points to the first person who can correctly guess who I'm quoting. (DS, you don't count!)

12 comments:

Dragonslayer said...

No fair! I know the answer!!!!

Janelle Renee said...

Your picture perfectly represents how angry I was at FedEx. Stupid idiots.

There is always Las Vegas, Sleep Goblin and Dragonslayer!

uph_man said...

thats what I told 'em Janelle, VEGAS. It's never booked up, lol. It will all work out, have a lil faith.:)

Janelle Renee said...

It will work out!

Spinning Girl said...

Not sure who you are quoting, but LOVE the middle finger on tyhe sleep goblin! I laughed out loud at that one!

Spinning Girl said...

"tyhe" is Estonian for "the".

M.Mouse.Fan said...

Dustin Hopper?

kimberlina said...

right, so i have no idea who you're quoting.

damnit!

Rrramone said...

2 words: E. Lope. xoxo

Bee said...

So what they say about weddings being stressball inducers is true then? Dammit!

NOT that I'm getting married anytime soon. I'm not even going to THINK about it. At all. Bobi either. In fact, he has no idea that I prefer Oval-shaped diamonds. Despite the pictures he's seen. Of oval-shaped diamonds. And he has NEVER repeatedly sugguested we go to Japan on our honeymoon. Ever.

Nope, it's never come up in coversation. Not once.

::runs away::

Moral Turpitude said...

you're scary!

justacoolcat said...

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/remooned/full/remooned029.jpg