January 18, 2007

Glitter is the Herpes of Craft Supplies

I recently watched the Demetri Martin comedy special on Comedy Central. He is sooo being added to my "celebrities that don't count as cheating should something happen" list. I might have to bump someone off of it to squeeze him in, but what the heck. The Yankees don't start playing for a while yet :)

I've discovered that Winston is only cuddly at inopportune times. For example, he loves to sit in your lap when you're sitting on the toilet. He also loves to lay on your when you're fast asleep, and he nudges you until you start petting him. When I'm watching tv and my hands have nothing better to do than pet him? Nope, that time is better spent breaking things so I miss my shows. It's all a clever ploy to drive us crazy. Little does he know, DS is about to change his address to "balcony".

I spent tonight at MT's place, making cookies, eating pizza, drinking Sangria, play with Professor Shortpants, and talking. If any of you ever want some yummy Sangria, MT's is the place to go! Also, this was my first time meeting Shortpants, who has fur much like my old cat Grace, but has all the spunk and badness of Winston. Perfect.

It snowed here for about 2 1/2 days (roughly speaking; there were a few breaks). It was pretty cool in that it was windy, so the friends of mine that have windows in their offices had some awesome looking snow drifts. However, the snow was very thin and didn't amount to much. This is turning out to be a disappointing winter. I still haven't been able to use the ice skates my mom bought me for Christmas last year. Why did I even move to this state if they weren't going to fulfill my need for a winter wonderland? Bunch of savages...

Seriously though, life is grand. I had almost forgotten what it was like to have friends that you talk to everyday, and that spend time with you. I'm oh so busy, but I love every minute of it.

5 comments:

kimberlina said...

it's great, isn't it? i am so glad my girlfriend is happy. :)

and that she gets pussy lovin' while on the toilet (yammie loves toilet petting time, too).

Moral Turpitude said...

Shortpants is perfect?? Maybe if you're not the one cleaning the poo out of his tail every other day.

Spinning Girl said...

All of this is so very very wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now if it would snow, and ice ...

Bee said...

As long as it's not James Purefoy that gets bumped off your list. Or better yet...bump him, I'll take your spot.

Rrramone said...

That may be one of the funniest post titles ever.